Before I went college, I wish I had known. . .

That it didn’t matter how late I scheduled my first class, I’d sleep right through it.

That I could change so much and barely realize it.

That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

That college kids through airplanes too.

That if you wear polyester, everyone will ask you why you’re so dressed up.

That every clock on campus shows a different time.

That if we were smart in highschool - so what?

That I would go to a party the night before a final.

That chem/physics labs requires more time than all classes put together.

That you can know everything and fail a test.

That you can know nothing and ace the test.

That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.

That home is a great place to visit.

That most of my education would be obtained outside classes.

That friendship is more than getting drunk together.

That I would be one of those peoples my parents warned me about.

That free food served until 10:00 is gone by 9:50.

That Sunday is a figment of the world’s imagination.

That when someone wants to ‘borrow’ something, they mean that they want to keep it forever.

That Psychology is really Biology.

That Biology is really Chemistry.

That Chemistry is really Physics.

That Physics is really Math.

That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.

That it’s possible to be alone even when you’re surrounded by friends.

That friends are what makes this place worthwhile.